Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
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I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
We are all done wearing pants today
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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