Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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