my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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