There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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