I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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