my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Can I color on your dick again?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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