Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Two words: blizzard sex
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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