Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
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if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
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Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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