i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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