Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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