i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
As shirtless as possible
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
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