I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
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So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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