I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
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