the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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