that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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