sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
