that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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