She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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