I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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