So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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