I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
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Thank you for not boning my boss.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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