I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
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It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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