Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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