i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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