Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
