My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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