I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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