Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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