So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
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There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
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You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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