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I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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