My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
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To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
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Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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