do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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