so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
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Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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