we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
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On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
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Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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