.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
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the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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