I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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