My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
one two three fourrrrnication!
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
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Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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