ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
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Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
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The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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