but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
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what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
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The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
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I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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