Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
just tell him i said nine months
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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