we should wear snuggies to the strip club
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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