Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
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Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
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She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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