i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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