Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
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I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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