There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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