Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
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You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
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I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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