Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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