Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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