I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
