He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
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i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
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I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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