i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
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Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
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I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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