I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
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