Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
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Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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