This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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