At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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