i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
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