i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
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And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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