So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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