I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
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Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
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That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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