Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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