oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
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found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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